sharon actor » haiku http://www.sharonactor.com i'm like the jay-z of webcomics and outrageous claims Wed, 23 Jun 2010 04:01:35 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 haiku about vacation days http://www.sharonactor.com/2010/06/haiku-about-vacation-days/ http://www.sharonactor.com/2010/06/haiku-about-vacation-days/#comments Wed, 23 Jun 2010 04:01:35 +0000 sharon actor http://www.sharonactor.com/?p=326 this sucks. all of this
dogsitting for my mom, no
more vacation days.

stay tuned

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in a parking lot without
a shirt but still masked

batmoves / batboombox

]]> http://www.sharonactor.com/2010/06/a-sneak-preview-of-batman-3-in-haiku-form/feed/ 2 a haiku about employment http://www.sharonactor.com/2010/06/a-haiku-about-employment/ http://www.sharonactor.com/2010/06/a-haiku-about-employment/#comments Thu, 10 Jun 2010 12:12:54 +0000 sharon actor http://www.sharonactor.com/?p=312 just another day
at work trying to avoid
talking to the boss

i'm sorry - i gotta take this its my aunt

]]> http://www.sharonactor.com/2010/06/a-haiku-about-employment/feed/ 1 a haiku about unemployment http://www.sharonactor.com/2010/06/a-haiku-about-unemployment/ http://www.sharonactor.com/2010/06/a-haiku-about-unemployment/#comments Fri, 04 Jun 2010 12:09:00 +0000 sharon actor http://www.sharonactor.com/?p=298 i’m now accepting
applications for lawyer
or doctor girlfriends

and when would you be able to start?

]]> http://www.sharonactor.com/2010/06/a-haiku-about-unemployment/feed/ 3 haiku about living at home when ur 28 http://www.sharonactor.com/2010/04/haiku-about-living-at-home-when-ur-28/ http://www.sharonactor.com/2010/04/haiku-about-living-at-home-when-ur-28/#comments Wed, 28 Apr 2010 04:00:53 +0000 sharon actor http://www.sharonactor.com/?p=206 living back at home
my mom goes to sleep later
than me. can’t smoke weed.

if this isnt depressing i dont know what is. yeah i do actually

]]> http://www.sharonactor.com/2010/04/haiku-about-living-at-home-when-ur-28/feed/ 0 friendship haiku http://www.sharonactor.com/2010/04/lollypop-graveyard-friendship-haiku/ http://www.sharonactor.com/2010/04/lollypop-graveyard-friendship-haiku/#comments Mon, 26 Apr 2010 04:00:28 +0000 sharon actor http://www.sharonactor.com/?p=162 i feel kinda bad
but there’s like no way that i
will respond to you

why not?

lollypop graveyard portrait requested by k.

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four-twenty. are you kidding?
just go to work high

srsly

]]> http://www.sharonactor.com/2010/04/420-is-a-trending-topic/feed/ 0 adventures of a shark tamer http://www.sharonactor.com/2010/04/adventures-of-a-shark-tamer/ http://www.sharonactor.com/2010/04/adventures-of-a-shark-tamer/#comments Thu, 08 Apr 2010 04:01:14 +0000 sharon actor http://www.sharonactor.com/?p=115 that was a great joke
do you remember that time
when you joined a gym?

kids please do not try this at home

]]> http://www.sharonactor.com/2010/04/adventures-of-a-shark-tamer/feed/ 1 here, take this. i printed my own money http://www.sharonactor.com/2010/04/here-take-this-i-printed-my-own-money/ http://www.sharonactor.com/2010/04/here-take-this-i-printed-my-own-money/#comments Tue, 06 Apr 2010 04:00:23 +0000 sharon actor http://www.sharonactor.com/?p=103 that season again
when i tune out all of the
talk about baseball

coming soon: fuck you checking accounts

]]> http://www.sharonactor.com/2010/04/here-take-this-i-printed-my-own-money/feed/ 10 another uplifting haiku, plus movies http://www.sharonactor.com/2010/04/another-uplifting-haiku-plus-movies/ http://www.sharonactor.com/2010/04/another-uplifting-haiku-plus-movies/#comments Fri, 02 Apr 2010 13:11:38 +0000 sharon actor http://www.sharonactor.com/?p=92 the long train ride home
feels like the first of many
failed internet dates

hi ho kermit the frog interviews dink dinks and jonny 5 alive

hey john, do you celebrate good friday?

yeah, when i get home i’m gonna go fly a kite!

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