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this sucks. all of this
dogsitting for my mom, no
more vacation days.

stay tuned

batman breakdancing
in a parking lot without
a shirt but still masked

batmoves / batboombox

just another day
at work trying to avoid
talking to the boss

i'm sorry - i gotta take this its my aunt

i’m now accepting
applications for lawyer
or doctor girlfriends

and when would you be able to start?

living back at home
my mom goes to sleep later
than me. can’t smoke weed.

if this isnt depressing i dont know what is. yeah i do actually

i feel kinda bad
but there’s like no way that i
will respond to you

why not?

lollypop graveyard portrait requested by k.

you called out sick for
four-twenty. are you kidding?
just go to work high

srsly

that was a great joke
do you remember that time
when you joined a gym?

kids please do not try this at home

that season again
when i tune out all of the
talk about baseball

coming soon: fuck you checking accounts

the long train ride home
feels like the first of many
failed internet dates

hi ho kermit the frog interviews dink dinks and jonny 5 alive

hey john, do you celebrate good friday?

yeah, when i get home i’m gonna go fly a kite!

ugh its so rainy
no way i’m going to fight crimes
in all of this rain

spidey senses tell me that a halo tournament is starting soon

my neighbors sound drunk
a glass shatters and they laugh
and say “you did it!”

sharks and mogwai do not mix

and it’s just like that
with a click of a button
he deletes it all

bro you should ask for a prescription

haiku about vacation days