sharon actor http://www.sharonactor.com i'm like the jay-z of webcomics and outrageous claims Wed, 23 Jun 2010 04:01:35 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 haiku about vacation days http://www.sharonactor.com/2010/06/haiku-about-vacation-days/ http://www.sharonactor.com/2010/06/haiku-about-vacation-days/#comments Wed, 23 Jun 2010 04:01:35 +0000 sharon actor http://www.sharonactor.com/?p=326 this sucks. all of this
dogsitting for my mom, no
more vacation days.

stay tuned

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in a parking lot without
a shirt but still masked

batmoves / batboombox

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at work trying to avoid
talking to the boss

i'm sorry - i gotta take this its my aunt

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applications for lawyer
or doctor girlfriends

and when would you be able to start?

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finally i escaped and the comedians were gone and the lion was just sitting in a hallway closet downstairs. i could only see its gigantic paw emerging from the dark.

i kept pinching myself to see if i was dreaming, and you know what – it hurt. so i thought that shit was real and i got very frightened. in conclusion, pinching yourself is not a good method for determining whether or not you are dreaming.

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]]> http://www.sharonactor.com/2010/05/karate-bloodbath/feed/ 2 spidey learns a new word during a webinar http://www.sharonactor.com/2010/05/spidey-learns-a-new-word-during-a-webinar/ http://www.sharonactor.com/2010/05/spidey-learns-a-new-word-during-a-webinar/#comments Wed, 19 May 2010 20:46:36 +0000 sharon actor http://www.sharonactor.com/?p=267 can we get that in cornflower blue?

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