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last night i had this crazy dream. i was being held hostage in an attic and these two comedians were putting on some sort of a show but really they were just messing up the house. they let a lion out of its cage.

finally i escaped and the comedians were gone and the lion was just sitting in a hallway closet downstairs. i could only see its gigantic paw emerging from the dark.

i kept pinching myself to see if i was dreaming, and you know what – it hurt. so i thought that shit was real and i got very frightened. in conclusion, pinching yourself is not a good method for determining whether or not you are dreaming.

11:38 AM me: hello, hole of dill
11:42 AM Kevin: i aht eyou so much.
i hate you so much
i can’t even type, i’m so mad.
gotta go.
11:43 AM call you later, dickflute