here, take this. i printed my own money

04/06/2010 | 10 comments

that season again
when i tune out all of the
talk about baseball

coming soon: fuck you checking accounts

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  1. Aduh’s avatar

    Aduh on 04/07/2010 at 10:29 am

    So, there are certain poets that really make one feel that they are not alone in the struggle [ie baseball season, and um....life] You sir, are one! I really love the site! :)

  2. Tim’s avatar

    Tim on 04/07/2010 at 6:17 pm

    I like this, too.

  3. sharon actor’s avatar

    sharon actor on 04/07/2010 at 11:40 pm

    a-duh – what a lovely comment from such lovely folk. thank you for reading, and fighting the good fight.

    tim – great taste, and thanks once again, kind sir. nothing like a f bomb to brighten the mood.

  4. Ben Franklin’s avatar

    Ben Franklin on 04/12/2010 at 9:09 pm

    So…just how much is this worth? How many “fuck you” bills does it take to buy a vowel?

  5. sharon actor’s avatar

    sharon actor on 04/13/2010 at 8:24 pm

    hey benny F ! thanks for asking. “fuck you” bills are actually available now exclusively at sharonactor.com for the low price of $4.95

    (plus shipping+handling)

  6. Benny F U’s avatar

    Benny F U on 04/14/2010 at 11:13 pm

    Gee, what a bargain. Is that a limited time offer not available in stores?
    Well it should be. It’s the greatest thing since ATMs. I’m eagerly dialing that toll-free 800 number NOW!

    Sincerely,

    Benny F U

  7. Statius Maximus’s avatar

    Statius Maximus on 04/18/2010 at 4:11 pm

    Ha, this conversation is too funny.

    I forgot to mention I dropped a link back to this article in my most recent post at Krapsody.

    Cheers!

  8. sharon actor’s avatar

    sharon actor on 04/22/2010 at 10:13 pm

    thanks for that sir max ! maybe the force be with yous.

  9. onekindofgal’s avatar

    onekindofgal on 06/11/2010 at 12:53 am

    time :during march madness
    location: facebook

    My Friend’s facebook status: “LET’S DANCE!”

    My comment: “OKAY ELLEN! (degeneres) HAHA! jk i love ellen and dancing”

    Random Person comments”He’s talking about basketball.”

  10. sharon actor’s avatar

    sharon actor on 06/15/2010 at 11:55 pm

    i too would have no clue that let’s dance would have anything to do with basketball games.