this sucks. all of this
dogsitting for my mom, no
more vacation days.

stay tuned

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omg dude

another bangin profile

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i also offer personal work life consultations.

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batman breakdancing
in a parking lot without
a shirt but still masked

batmoves / batboombox

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just another day
at work trying to avoid
talking to the boss

i'm sorry - i gotta take this its my aunt

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i’m now accepting
applications for lawyer
or doctor girlfriends

and when would you be able to start?

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now accepted at all local pubs

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if i could find a waylast night i had this crazy dream. i was being held hostage in an attic and these two comedians were putting on some sort of a show but really they were just messing up the house. they let a lion out of its cage.

finally i escaped and the comedians were gone and the lion was just sitting in a hallway closet downstairs. i could only see its gigantic paw emerging from the dark.

i kept pinching myself to see if i was dreaming, and you know what – it hurt. so i thought that shit was real and i got very frightened. in conclusion, pinching yourself is not a good method for determining whether or not you are dreaming.

this is what i do at bars

can we get that in cornflower blue?

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yea, we know hava nagila

recent chats

11:38 AM me: hello, hole of dill
11:42 AM Kevin: i aht eyou so much.
i hate you so much
i can’t even type, i’m so mad.
gotta go.
11:43 AM call you later, dickflute

no, grandpa!

LOLgramps

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srsly we need to get it together

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dear diary,

yes its true! today i received legit fan art!

loyal reader a-duh was so moved by my bat-braces that she drew her own:

batman shaped rubber bands sold separately

i rarely use the word because it sounds too british, but it’s absolutely appropriate in this case:
BRILLIANT.

many thanks to the a-d, you made my day. week. bi-annual.

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bat time-signature

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uh sorry kid, no thanks. dont drink the stuff

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sometimes people ask me for help with their excel spreadsheets, word docs, or whatevs and i am happy to help them by walking them through these three simple steps:

next go to your recycle bin, hit empty

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living back at home
my mom goes to sleep later
than me. can’t smoke weed.

if this isnt depressing i dont know what is.  yeah i do actually

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now running bartender v2.1

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